Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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