I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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