you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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