I just cut my nipple shaving
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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