normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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