we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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