I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
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i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
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