If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Life is so much better after having sex.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
