Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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