i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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