just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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