i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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