So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I feel great
I just peed on a car
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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