Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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