even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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