You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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