i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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