I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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