Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
this beer tastes like vomit already
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.