I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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