How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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