my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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