Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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