I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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