apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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