Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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