Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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