i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Randomize
