Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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