I'm laying in your front yard are you home
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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