you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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