Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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