why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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