nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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