just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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