I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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