I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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