xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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