So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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