if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Boobs are out for the taking
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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