Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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