Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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