So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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