My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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