I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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