oh god the rape fog is back!
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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