**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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