i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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