bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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