Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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