New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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