you guys were way drunker than both of me
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face