i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
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This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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