I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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