i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
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The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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