Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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