hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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