last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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