I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
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Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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