so explain again why im purple
no
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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